One more day to destruction!

ONE MORE, just one more DAY!!! I can't wait! I am getting all tingly... Hehe... On the day of the eclipse, I will rain terror on all of you(those in the UMBRA region) and rid the UMBRA region of all of you!!! Hahahahaha...

Operation Vampire :

Operation Vampire will require your help, Dakota... Yes... I need to gather all bats, leeches, fleas, mosquitoes(especially deadly ones), viperpuss, vampiriery and Vampires... That means, no sleeping in the day!
This post is quite done... I don't have anything else to talk about...
How about I talk about my newest spring onion? Yes!

Ducky Spring Onion :

This special type of spring onion has duck flavouring(Bi-ducky phosphate and sodium cloriducky)...
With all the natural flavours, it is good for omnivores, carnivores and even herbivores. It tastes like raw duck when eaten raw.
Tastes like roasted duck when roasted, tastes like steamed duck when steamed, tastes like fried duck when fried, tastes like deep fried duck in batter when deep fried in batter AND!

Tastes like PEKING duck "PEKINGed"!
Cool huh?

Ingredients :
SPRING ONION, bi-ducky phosphate, sodium cloriducky, monopotassiducky, mono unsaturateducky, vegetables, magnesium chloroducky, carbon di-ducky, Fluoriducky.
I have finally created the most tasteful spring onion! Good luck avoiding this one!

Plans

I have no idea why I can't stop being EVIL for one day! I need to be EVIL!(sound familliar, huh?) This is my second post for the day... I am very pissed... I don't know why... I just feel like draining the HELL outta someone, or something... Like a vampire... Vampire... That gives me an idea...
Well... Since Project Blue Cosmo was an utter disaster, since I have no idea where to launch our rockets in order to protect ourselves from hitting the moon(the total solar eclipse is coming soon)... Just in case... Since it will be dark for 3 mins, I may just be able to reek HAVOC when the eclipse occurs... Only in the UMBRA AREA, of course... By using vampires, I can use them to suck your blood while you amaze yourselves at the eclipse(though most countries won't see it)...
When all your blood is gone, you will cease to exist! Hahahahaha...

Just so you know, because of the solar eclipse, I will have to postpone that suntanning sessions with the Mountain tortoise(s)... No nagging at me about how my sunglasses look on me... Ha ha!

The umbra region, so you know, is the region of which some spots will be in the region of the shadow of the moon. The Pelumbra region is like a lighter shadow... But it is still considered as a place where the eclipse will occur...

THE SOLAR ECLIPSE, btw, IS ON THE 1st August... This Friday... The day the countries in the umbra region will die!!!

The Spring Onion Feast

It was a BLAST! I had so much fun watching Maria stuff her mouth with ALL THAT SPRING ONION! She could barely talk after that "SPRING ONION CHOMP CONTEST"!!! I won! Haha! Obviously, birds don't chew, we swallow. I swallowed and swallowed and won! My tummy feels full, though... I kinda overdid that "Debis Peak EXOTIC FLAVOURED Sprrring Onion"... However, it was kinda exoticLY flavoured... It had a twisted TANGG at the end... Better than normal mainland spring onions...
Have you ever tried the different types of spring onions found in the BEASTs World?
There is:
Mainland Spring onion
Island Spring onion
Debis Peak EXOTIC FLAVOURED Sprrring Onion
Flamy Flakes Spring onion(SPICY!)
200 year-ol' Springey oniony'(and they are 200 years old)
Medical spring onion
Snow Spring onion(I don't get the name...)
Sword-Spring onion
Superior breed Spring onion
ParsPring onion (like parsley+spring onion, they are anyway...)
Diamond Spring onion(mined from spring onion mines!)
Cloudy spring onion(they grow on clouds, I like the amount of water they have in them)
Metal spring onion(a pain to chew, though I don't really chew...)
CactusPring onion (they grow in deserts and are pricky!)
Light bulb spring onion(they light up like light bulbs!)
Starry spring onion(they are starry)
That just about ends the different types of spring onions we have in the world of BEASTs...
I tell ya', next year, I will get all(especially you, Maria) to eat my newest breed of spring onions,

DUCKY Spring Onion

Cool huh? It will taste like ducks, only without the meat and BLOOD...

I am not going to be EVIL today, thank your kind soul who will spare your misery for another day!

The discussion at Plae's Plight

At Plae's Plight, I announced to all ducks, Komodos, Lizards, salamanders and whatnots(including the two-headed ratvipers) that Project Blue Cosmo will take place at 0900 hours. Please be punctual, the launch preperations like loading of cargo and materials will begin at 1300 hours. We launch at 1426 hours... Don't be late!
From space, we will enter the infamous Debris Belt and alter its course by means of magnetic thingamajigs. The Debris will change course and the world will be eating DEBRIS for dinner and FOREVER! Hahahahaha!
Now, I would like to stress that I am NOT, I repeat, I am NOT A MAD SCIENTIST! I am just an EVIL genius with huge issues... Like I said, I am a Doctor, I am a Psycho, I am a DUCK.

ASK ME ANYTHING, AND I WILL (or maybe) PROVIDE...
That ends my psychotic speech of INjustice in the human world... Thank you for listening...

Oh yes, before I forget, tomorrow is the SPRING ONION FEAST! Hip hip hooray! I hope to see you guys there, especially you, Maria... You can't escape this one... Mua haha...

Signed,
Doctor Psycho Duck,
Royal and Loyal servant of the Supreme Commander Of BEASTs,
Head Strategist of the Supreme Coucil of BEASTs,
An EVIL GENIUS WHO LIVES IN A POND(filled with mountain tortoise(s)),
And plans to take over the world with electronic RUBBER DUCKIES...

Weekends cum plans

Who doesn't like weekends? If you don't, you must be the greatest idiot in the world, and I HATE idiots! Yes, all idiots should DIE! Perhaps, I should kill all idiots(or who I thinks are idiots) first! Yes! And, BTW, killing idiots is NOT part of my plan!

PROJECT BLUE COSMO :
As you know, I have once again tried to take over the HUMAN world... With an ingenius plan called : Project Blue Cosmo!!!
The plan is simple, we will alter the course of the debris belt in space, and send it whizzing through down to earth, provided we have the materials... I don't think we do... But... I will discuss it when we meet at the Gates Of Knowledge, in other words, see you on Plae's Plight!
You know, that ultra thick gate around Plae's Plight, suppossed to guard The Breek? The little island in the middle of the Sea Of Knowledge? Just ask the Komodos, They otta' know... Taa taa!

My upcoming EVIL scheme... Muahaha!

I would like to stress one more time, ONE MORE! And that's it! I am EVIL! YES I AM! I want to take over the HUMAN world only! I am HIGH enough where I stand in my world!
Finally... Some EVIL PLAN has entered my drawing board that I will take into action! It is called Project High-rise... No wait, that was the wrong one...
Project Blu... B... BLU... BLU SOMETHING!
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I GOT IT! Project Blue Cosmo! Yes, yes! Ingenius, isn't it?! That name even strikes fear in my heart! Imagine what will happen when I make this word(s) GLOBAL!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Yes!
Now, what should I do for PROJECT BLUE COSMO?

Well, I just thought of the name... It had to be something striky! I found the name, now for what to do...


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SCREWYY!!!
I can't think of anything nice! I mean EVIL! YES, EVIL!!! SH!T this D*MN ^%$#*&$^%#, I am so...!!! URGH!!! I hate this!







Eitherways, Thank you for tuning into DOCTOR PSYCHO DUCK's blog, and I will see you again!




Note:
I hope to see you guys at the spring onion feast! It's gonna be a blast!!!

Life

Whoever said that life was easy? I am EVIL... I say, EVIL... Anybody knows that... But what makes me EVIL?
Well, first of all, I am pissed off with the world... Next I hate Barney and KIDs... Then I also hate alot of people... So, if you hate someone, do consider being EVILLE... Consider, not be... even though I said them both, but...
I am back to being evil again... That's good news, you may be confused, so let me tell you one thing... I want to take over the HUMAN WORLD, NOT THE BEASTs WORLD... I lied about not being evil, but I am the Head Strategist... That's for sure...
Heehee... You got confused, huh? Me too... Hah!
If you have any complains in your life, or are considering an eveil plan, be sure to share them with me... I do have a good background of being evil(in the HUMAN world) and good counselling skills... I will try to make a tagboard... I did... But HUMAN technology is so... Funny... It is wierd... Haha... Anyway, I do hope to find time to update this stupid technology and rid the world of you!!!