It was an utter FAILURE!!! What kind of SH!T was that? None of those stupid bloodsucking nightcrawlers were awake! How was I, a royal duck, supposed to suck blood outta every FREAKIN' human in the eclipse?
This operation was an utter fiddle! Fiddle I say! I had the fiddleyest time after the eclipse!
Now that this entire operation has failed(and so have every other operation I have tried), I have decided to go to The Breek and start on my paperwork... My drawing board is empty again, and I will not turn good. That is fantastic news(I wanted to say 'good' but it was too "good" for me)!!!
What a shame! all that time wasted on something useless as these operations and none turned out right, except for the DUCKY SPRING ONION! That was the greatest type of food I have ever discovered! Did I tell you about my newest plan? I want to increase my poulation by injecting DNA(ducky ribonucleic acid) into human bodies! Ingenious!
I will work on it right now! I will call it :
Operation Ducky Ribonucleic Acid!
Hahahahaha!!!
Reflections
10 years ago
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